A naked blond walks into a bar, with
a poodle under one arm and a two
foot salami under the other. She
lays the poodle on the table. Bar-
tender says: “I suppose you won’t
be needing a drink.” The naked
The ceiling under Bender gives and he falls through.
23. INT. FACILTY BATHROOM – DAY
We see the door to the bathroom. We hear Vernon
Jesus Christ, allmighty!
24. INT. LIBRARY – DAY
Bender walks down the stairs.
I forgot my pencil…
We hear Vernon in the hall.
God damnit! What in God’s name is
going on in here?
What was that ruckus?
Uh, what ruckus?
I was just in my office and I heard
Could you describe the ruckus, sir?
Watch your tongue young man, watch
We see Bender under the table by Claire’s legs. He
sits up and bangs his head on the table. He groans.
Above the table, Andrew and Claire try to take credit
for the noise by making more noise.
What is that? What, what is that,
what is that noise?
Under the table, Bender looks between Claire’s legs and
can see her panties. He puts his head between Claire’s
Really, sir, there wasn’t any noise…
Claire squeels. She squeezes Bender’s head between her
Everyone starts faking a coughing fit.
That noise? Was that the noise you
were talking about?
No, it wasn’t. That was not the
noise I was talking about. Now, I
may not have caught you in the act
this time, but you can bet I will.
Allison laughs at Vernon.
You make book on that missy!
And you! I will not be made a fool
He turns and walks away. We see that he still has the
toilet seat cover stuck to his pants.
Everyone laughs except Claire who lets Bender out to a
barage of slaps.
It was an accident!
You’re an asshole!
So sue me…